ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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