When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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