my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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