I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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