A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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