? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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