so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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