It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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