So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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