i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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