That's intense
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
