I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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