are you still at the devil's house?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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