My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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