if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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