508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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