My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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