is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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