I wish I only lived at night.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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