i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize