who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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