I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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