Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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