do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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