i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
