Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Randomize
