i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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