windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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