You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize