Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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