so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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