worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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