Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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