You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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