Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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