he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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