2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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