So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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