like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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