Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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