whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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