He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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