yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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