if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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