Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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