I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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