At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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