dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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