i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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