goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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