Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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