I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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