She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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