Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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