White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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