Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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